One Vibe in the house is never enough.
Two of you. One device. Every one of these started as a message from a real customer. One device, two of you, and somebody always goes without. These are the situations we hear most — and the offer that ends them.
When there is one device and two of you
The Vibe gets claimed. By the dog, the horse, your husband, your mother, or a teenager who said five minutes an hour ago.
He Got There First
The dog worked out where the Vibe lives and the schedule stopped being yours.
View page →Booked Through Thursday
The band goes on before the ride and after the ride, and somewhere in there you stopped getting a turn.
View page →Read the Room
It is not lost. It is in her nightstand, and everyone in the family knows it.
View page →Five Minutes
He said that yesterday. And the day before. It has not been five minutes since March.
View page →She’s Undefeated
You brought her tea and she took your Vibe. There is no appeal process.
View page →When you are the one keeping track of everybody
Two lives on paper, in your head, or in a text thread you send to yourself. The Portal puts both profiles in one place.
Whose Numbers Are These?
Two notebooks, two of you, and no reliable way to tell which column belongs to whom.
View page →You’ve Built a War Room
Three colours of sticky note and a paper calendar. Somewhere in there is you.
View page →What If a Goat Eats It?
Two years of sessions in one feed-stained notebook with a chewed corner.
View page →Texting Myself Since March
A thread that is only you, sending yourself numbers between the grocery lists.
View page →That’s the Short Version
The note you hand the dog-sitter unfolds four times and still is not finished.
View page →A second Vibe, and the account to go with it
A second Vibe at $299 — the same price as our main store — plus two Portal accounts for $300 a year. One for you, one for whoever you choose.
Become a Founding Member — $599Free shipping · 30-day money-back on the device · your founding rate holds for as long as you stay