Ask Fernando · Kids

He said five minutes.That was at four o’clock.

Every parent of a teenager has had this argument, and nobody has ever won it, because nobody was writing anything down. This is the one where somebody was.

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How it went

The argument no parent has ever won, settled

No timer, no app on his phone he can turn off, and no argument about what time he said it. It goes into the same record as everything else in the house.

Priya
“How long has he been on that thing?”
Her husband
“Maybe you should ask Fernando.”
Priya
“Good idea. It goes in with everything else.”
Priya
“Hold on.”
Priya
“You said five minutes at four o’clock.”
Sam
“It is still technically the afternoon.”
Priya
He is not wrong, which is the annoying part.
What Ask Fernando did here

The kids are on it too, at no extra charge

Everybody in the house gets their own record. Not a monitoring app pointed at your teenager, and not another thing for you to police — just the same record everybody else in the family is already using.

01

One account covers the whole house

You, him, his sister, the dog. Every person and every animal, each with their own record, on the one $300 a year.

02

Everything lands in the same place

What he ate, when he went to bed, the thing the doctor said in March. It is one record per person, not six apps that do not talk to each other.

03

You ask him the way you would ask anybody

No dashboard to learn and no settings to configure. You ask a plain question out loud and you get a plain answer.

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One account. Everybody under your roof.

Every person and every animal, each with their own record and their own numbers. Your partner, the kids, your parents, the dog, the horse. One person pays. Nobody pays extra.

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