Ask Fernando · The dog

The dog was gettingsuspiciously round.

Nobody was overfeeding him. Everybody said so. Then somebody asked what had actually gone in his bowl, and the number came back with a name on it.

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How it went

She got the answer standing in the kitchen

No counting tins, no interrogating the household one at a time, no taking anybody’s word for it. She asked a plain question and got a plain number back.

Nadia
“Why is Bruno getting so round?”
Her husband
“Maybe you should ask Fernando.”
Nadia
“Good idea. Every treat goes in.”
She asks
A plain question about the dog, out loud.
Nadia
“Hold on. Nine treats before lunch?”
Finn
“He looks at me.”
Nadia
The dog declined to comment.
What Ask Fernando did here

The dog is on the account like everybody else

Not a separate app and not an extra charge. He has his own profile, his own history and his own numbers, sitting beside yours and everybody else’s in the house.

01

Every treat goes in, by whoever gave it

Four people, one dog, one record. Whoever hands out a biscuit says so in a few seconds, in their own words, and it lands in the same place.

02

You get a number, not an argument

Nobody has to remember, and nobody has to be believed. The answer comes back with a count and a time on it.

03

It prints clean for the vet

One button turns the record into a tidy page for the vet, instead of guessing in the waiting room what he has been eating.

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One account. Everybody under your roof.

Every person and every animal, each with their own record and their own numbers. Your partner, the kids, your parents, the dog, the horse. One person pays. Nobody pays extra.

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